Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
trillow: fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. pick a fight with a thug. pull out the gun. he will laugh. shoot him. he will die (side note: you will be arrested for this)
Report: How I Met Your Mother Renewed for 9th...
scanscalan: NOOOOOOO! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IT NEEDS TO END! At least Jason Segel’s staying but if Ted doesn’t meet the mother by the end of this season, I’m gonna be real fucking mad