Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

trillow:

fun prank:
buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. pick a fight with a thug. pull out the gun. he will laugh. shoot him. he will die

(side note: you will be arrested for this)